Anonymous asked: I miss seeing your beautiful panties :)
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
B*Witched - C’est La Vie [x]
THEY WENT SO HARD WHO THE FUCK ELSE YOU KNOW DID A RIVER DANCING BREAKDOWN
They came to my elementary school and I was fucking so stoked!
i remember this song.
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think."
Blocklava (via blocklava)